floozys:

25+ year old “anti-sjw” people are the fucking creepiest they’re like “teenagers trying to be kinder and less oppressive towards each other??? not on MY watch, i’m going to harass someone much younger than me because i’m an adult and this is the REAL WORLD” 




susemoji:

NEW QUEEN ON THE BLOCK

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ultrasadism:

Remember kids, it’s been established that smoking makes you look 30% cooler.

japril13:

reblog if you’re the gay sister



overlypolitebisexual:

picking on a partner’s insecurity or deliberately saying something you know will hurt them to “punish” them when they piss you off is a creepy, abusive tactic and your partner deserves so much better than you



olsennnnn:

So I was talking to my friend about colouring books and she showed me this one.

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And then there was this page.

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And finally this absolute gem!

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How amazing is this book?! I want one.



congalineofdurin:

toriii-lane:

digitalcrayon:

trashbagtricks:

gaydarjedi:

banesboner:

thank god

*dumps entire bottle of foundation on face*

-eats lipstick-



I’m gonna start wearing makeup in my fucking sleep.





dear god, let it be enough

fakedick:

Hey, if you accidentally call a guy “daddy” in conversation, just save yourself by adding “-o” to the end and slick your hair back like a 1950’s greaser. And throw on your sick-ass leather jacket

Your thirst is hidden and now you’re the coolest dude in school





If you’re sad, add more lipstick and attack.
Coco Chanel (via tropicalrainstorm)

(Source: barneysny)




micdotcom:

23 women show us their favorite positions

When reality television star and fashion blogger Lauren Conrad was asked what her “favorite position” was on a live radio program a while back, the women listening held their breath. Although we take great pride in the work that we do, most of us could relate to being undermined and belittled publicly at work. When Conrad cleverly retorted “CEO,” it was hard not to aggressively high-five our laptop and mobile devices. The words “hell” and “yeah” could be heard all across the nation.

1 in 3 women has experienced some form of sex discrimination at work | Follow micdotcom 




sigurrossgeller:

donatellavevo:

an emotional roller coaster from start to finish

brome brome



midorimashintarou:

clock: 3am

me: image

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nonbinaryanders:

I AM A BISEXUAL PERSON AND I HAVE A PREFERENCE FOR WOMEN.

THIS DOES NOT MAKE ME LESS BISEXUAL.

IF I WERE TO HAVE A PREFERENCE FOR MEN OR NON-BINARY PEOPLE THIS WOULD NOT MAKE ME LESS BISEXUAL.

YOU CAN BE BI AND HAVE A PREFERENCE.