AGAMEMNON: all of you will swear allegiance to me
ACHILLES: [skateboards by] who the fuck is this clown?

"dirtbag illiad" (via luciphere)




inabasket:

Colleges don’t offer this as a major so what’s the fucking point


see-how-tame-i-can-be:

real fucking talk. women are people all on their own, and they deserve respect because of their own humanity not just because of being someone’s wife or daughter or sister.

(Source: -teesa-)



absolita:

proctalgia:

when u try to tell ur friends a pun

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when ur friend likes puns

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If a guy starts saying what you are doing is ‘reverse sexist’, he is obviously threatened by what you are doing. He’s threatened because he thinks there are only two ways to be: powerful or powerless. He assumes you asserting you rights is a way to take power away from him. He assumes you wanna ‘switch places’ with him. He knows you get treated like shit and he knows he gets advantages from your imposed inferiority. He’s fearing REVENGE, girlfriend. His fear of ‘reverse sexism’ is basically an admission on his part that he knows you get treated like shit and does not want to switch places with you.

from Bikini Kill’s “Girl Power” zine (via earlyfrost)

If someone’s calling “misandry,” you’re probably doing it right.

(via radfemamazon)

(Source: sissypunks)



jaclcfrost:

"why do you like floral prints so much" because i’m not a person. secretly i’m just a mass of bees. trying to blend in with humans. unable to let go of my love of flowers



zooeydeschannoying:

helga just said that arnold makes her pussy quiver

dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

i-fucking-love-that-shit:

erosum:

 

get in losers we’re going hetero-crushing

OH MY GOD

enzuigiri:

The rarest of the rare: a men’s magazine advocating hairy armpits on women.

The less you respond to negative people the more peaceful your life will become.
Unknown (via girlmoss)

(Source: onlinecounsellingcollege)



microsoftbob:

microsoftbob:

when boys hold u by yr waist and make you feel tiny
when you kiss boys and you can feel their stubble
freckles on boy
body hair on boy
spooning with boys
when boys get hard while spooning and you can feel it and its really cute
boys in the abstract
boy

1 year later and I’m a lesbian



micdotcom:

Urban Outfitters, what the hell were you thinking? 

This “vintage” Kent State University sweatshirt briefly went on sale Sunday night at Urban Outfitters for just $129. 
To the amateur fashionista, this may look like a unique take on the classic college sweatshirt. But to anyone with a cursory knowledge of American history, however, it looks more like a reference to the shooting massacre at Kent State on May 4, 1970, when four unarmed college students were killed and nine wounded by Ohio National Guardsmen during a Vietnam War protest at the university. 
Understandably, people were pissed.
Read Urban Outfitters’ response

laterinthecaveoflesbians:

watershiphobbits:

If you are a man who thinks it’s funny to make misogynist jokes purely to make your female friends uncomfortable/angry, then you are a misogynist.  It is not “just a joke.”  You literally are finding humor in the discomfort and dehumanization of women.  You are not helping, you are not making satire.  You are just being misogynist.

Yes, this includes you gay men.